1,000 PIXEL ORIGINALS36 × 36ON BASE

WEAR
NOTHING
ORIGINAL.

One thousand tiny people. Twenty suspiciously familiar labels. Zero authentic garments.

THE UNAUTHORIZED DEPARTMENT STORE · EST. 2026 · BASE ·

01 / THE STORY

AUTHENTICALLY INAUTHENTIC

Fashion is temporary.
Pixels are forever.

BRANDED is a collection of 1,000 hand-built pixel characters dressed in labels from a universe where every trademark lawyer took the day off.

1,000UNIQUE TOKENS

118HAND-DRAWN TRAITS

20PARODY LABELS

36²REAL PIXEL GRID

02 / THE RUNWAY

Five levels of
questionable taste.

MikeCommon

Louie VachonUncommon

Dolce & BananaRare

Levy’sEpic

North FakeLegendary

03 / THE VAULT

RARITY, ENGINEERED

Some fits are
harder to fake.

Every collection has a hierarchy. Ours just admits it. Exact supply quotas are locked into the generated collection.

Common550

Uncommon270

Rare120

Epic50

Legendary10

1 OF 10 · LEGENDARY

04 / THE COLLECTION

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counterfeits.

Filter all 1,000 deterministic characters by rarity, token number, or parody label.

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BRANDED
MINT-O-MATIC™

BASE ETH ONLY

THE MINT MACHINE

Pull something
unoriginal.

Every token is a genuine 36×36 character, enlarged without a single blurred pixel.

PUBLIC SUPPLY950

PRICE0.003 ETH

QUANTITY

WEARNOTHINGORIGINAL.

Fashion is temporary.Pixels are forever.

Five levels ofquestionable taste.

Some fits areharder to fake.